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01092018 – Impolite Company: The Plural of Moose is Moose

Chris lists a number of things you could have done last night instead of watching Donald Trump’s speech. It’s a long list. The plural of “moose” is “moose.” Right? The Chrysler Building is for sale.

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01082019 – Impolite Company: Till the Wheels Fall Off

Chris spends a lot of time talking about flat tires, which somehow still brings up the subjects of donuts. Do people pick up escorts at the front door? Does the government shutdown mean we can act crazy on mass transit now? And it’s interesting that Trump didn’t try making his little speech during the national championship game last night.

Also, he’s not even allowed to commit murder. So, relax.

01072019 – The Lyons Den: New Year Same Den

2018 was a lot of up and down for Sam, but he focuses on the ups and talks about some of his favorite moments. He’s also been bingeing Dexter. Here’s a photo of him at a floral shirt store in Chicago. Convict R. Kelly.

01042018 – Wind Down Friday: Happy New Year

Yale and Analicia’s recap of their New Year’s doings gets derailed by a compare-and-contrast deconstruction of the epic works of two deceased lite-rock stars. Yale ran the Joes. Analicia threw axes at the Gatsby mansion of St. Louis. New mics! A Royal Rumble! The comedy roundup! A new-new theme song and more!

01032018 – Impolite Company: Space Birthdays Are Going To Be Sad

Chris discusses the news that the Chinese government launched a lunar rover on the far side of the Earth’s moon. Completely ignoring recent achievements by the U.S. space program, Chris angrily screams into the abyss about why we don’t have an Auntie Anne’s Pretzels at Lagrange 5 to serve colonists on their way to new worlds.

01022019 – Impolite Company: June 21 is the New January 1

It’s a new year, but what does that really mean? How we measure time is a construct created by men who wanted a way to chart their moment by moment progress towards their graves. Also, don’t hijack trains. And why doesn’t the government ever shut down in a way that’s helpful and nice.

We swear it all ties together, maybe. Enjoy today’s Impolite Company!

12282018 – Wind Down Friday: You Can’t Say That On The Air

Analicia runs late. Yale accidentally leaves his coffee at home. Scheduled guest Meredith Hopping calls in sick. Against all odds the show goes on with final holiday thoughts, a recap of recent comedic exploits, a new twist on Tiny House Hunters and more!

Go see a show this week.

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