Impolite Company – Episode 03012022: War Pigs

As spring springs, host Chris Cyr, is surprised to have to be talking about war. There probably won’t be a massive nuclear launch. The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics. Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who’d be left in America? The GOP would ruin the plot of the movie Red Dawn by throwing a parade for the Russian invaders. Josh Hawley is still terrible and out of touch. Fat rich kids are more confident than you’d think. Do they still make mouse pads?

Chris is recording an album on 3/30/2022 at Helium Comedy in St. Louis.

Come out and watch! https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/165327Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, “From Which I Came,” and “Where I’m At” on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!

Follow Chris Cyr on Twitter and Instagram where he’s @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite CompanyListen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you’re into.

Impolite Company: Bone and Cone

Impolite host, Chris Cyr points out that we are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the “wrong way” is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us.

Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is impossible for car dealers to make that transaction simple.

It’s a lot of exposition disguised as plot on the latest episode of Impolite Company!

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, “From Which I Came,” and their newest release “Where I’m At”  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

Follow Chris Cyr on Twitter and Instagram where he’s @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you’re into.

Impolite Company: Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories

Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year?  Isn’t there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam’s “Black” at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can you even comprehend the spiritual and emotional depths of the existential crisis created when America’s greatest comfort food can’t be trusted?

Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, “From Which I Came,” and their newest release “Where I’m At”  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he’s @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

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Impolite Company: A Caveman Incel Sucking A Goat Boob

On the newest episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he’s attended. Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse. He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together. Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing.

Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, “From Which I Came,” and their newest release “Where I’m At”  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he’s @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

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Impolite Company: There’s Not A Lot Of Guitar Smashing In Adult Contempory

The pandemic continues, but that doesn’t stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers’ appearance on SNL. Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat? The cowardice of a former president to not show up for a battle he doesn’t even have the chance of losing. Should we have had Super Bowl commercials featuring people walking around unmasked? And, why do people only pay it forward in the line of Starbucks and not in more useful places?

Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, “From Which I Came,” and their newest release “Where I’m At”  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he’s @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

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Impolite Company: Oops! That’s Authoritarianism!

On today’s Impolite Company, in the course of talking about the crazy blonde congresswoman who thinks Pizzagate was real, Chris wonders if there’s a way for society to objectively identify people too stupid to be allowed to have opinions, and then allow the state to intercede and make all decisions for that objectively stupid person.  You know.  Basically fascism.

 Also, Butch Bowers, attorney at law and muscle car salesman.

 Enjoy!

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, “From Which I Came,” and their newest release “Where I’m At”  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

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Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company! Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you’re into.

Impolite Company: What Do People Even Talk About These Days?

Chris Cyr returns for Season 4 of Impolite Company and the first episode lives up to the show’s name. On the agenda are American politics and the failed right wing insurrection. He wonders why conservatives of different stripes will hug each other tightly regardless of how much they disagree, whereas liberals and progressives will re-enact the fight scene from Michal Jackson’s “Beat It” video over the slightest difference. Hallmark donated $11,000 to Josh Hawley’s election campaign. And, people who started relationships and moved in together before the pandemic hit might be the true heroes of 2020.

As always, a million other topics on tens of other tangents. Happy new year, it’s Impolite Company.

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, “From Which I Came,” and their newest release “Where I’m At”  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he’s @cdcyr, and on Facebook.

Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company! Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you’re into.

Days of Pestilence: A Roman Wilderness of Pain

Impolite Host, Chris Cyr, is alone in his hotel in Vegas which he admits, feels weird. He’s there competing in the World Series of Comedy (He did not win.) He also just doesn’t get Vegas. Maybe people who love Vegas should just try harder to not be boring at home? There’s some talk of a time machine. Chris describes the crowd reaction at the show, flying in coach, and how nice airports are overall.

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, “From Which I Came,” and their newest release “Where I’m At” on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!

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Days of Pestilence: They Yearn For What They Fear For

In the afterglow of the US Presidential election, Chris worries that Donald Trump will hold on to power one day too long.  He also explains an uncharitable thing he said about Rush Limbaugh.  Then he doubles down on what he said.  Because, eff Rush Limbaugh.

For this episode’s install of “Who’s Effing?”, Chris is joined by World Series of Comedy Top 101 contestant, and St. Louis comedy regular, Rich Braun.  They discuss the 15th century Catholic Church, food trucks, Northern Exposure, and a lot more. 

Quick note: Chris Cyr’s political views are his own and do not reflect the views of his guests, no matter how much he wants them to.

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their album, “From Which I Came” on SpotifyApple Music, or every other platform.

Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

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Days of Pestilence: Unwearied Still, Lover by Lover Paddle in the Cold

Mollie Amburgey joins host Chris Cyr on Impolite Company for this episode’s edition of “Who’s Effing?”. But first, a sketch about hunting a mythical creature we keep hearing about on CNN.

Keep up with Mollie through her podcast, “Casually Mollie” available wherever you get your podcasts.

Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, “From Which I Came” on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.

Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company. Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you’re into.