03282019 – Impolite Company: The Bustelo Missile Crisis

Do you have a “Go Bag?” What is the weird thing people are going to find when you die, a coffee can full of your fingernail clippings? R.I.P. coffee cans, in this age of plastic. Donald trump has an army of meth heads to protect him if he loses the next election. Sam Elliot.

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03262019 – Impolite Company: So I Bought A Hand Pie

It’s an abbreviated show today since Chris overslept. But, it’s a perfect time to let you know about the recent change at Chris’s local doughnut shop. The Mueller report is completed, and even though no one’s read it, everyone’s sure it supports their argument. Chris worries that the secret service will misinterpret his intentions.

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0319019 – Impolite Company: You Have To Turn The Box On

Did you know that public transportation runs late as part of an organized conspiracy to increase the rate of fatal pneumonia in poor people? We did.
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0314019 – Impolite Company: Tweeting From The End Of The World

Chris describes his experience with a sensory deprivation tank, wonders why his bank doesn’t accept cash half the time, Panda Express people are loud, and how did we survive Facebook being down?

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0312019 – Impolite Company: Money Laundering and Blood Alley

It’s a new studio. New equipment. Same Chris.

Chris gives a solution for the emerging marijuana dispensary industry, where banks are reluctant to open accounts for the new business. Chris tells you the basics of money laundering. The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from Hellraiser is way dirtier than you thought. Patchouli should go away. And what’s up with Blood Alley?

It’s a brand new Impolite Company!

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02192019 – Impolite Company: John Wayne and Dick Pics

Chris starts with a description of his morning social media routine and futility of it all, wonders who didn’t know John Wayne was probably a racist, gives you tips for TouchTunes, and mocks how the midwest reacts to the threat of a snowstorm.

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02122019 – Impolite Company: Process Improvement for Cannibals

Yeah, we don’t even know where to begin. A recent gig in rural Illinois has Chris concerned about vampires and cannibals. He has tips for both.

It’s a weird, and weirdly politics free, episode of Impolite Company!

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02092019 – Impolite Company: Doughnuts

Chris is certain he’s a city kid through and through. He recounts a time his car was broken into and reveals that he’s much efficient at breaking into cars, but doesn’t explain how he knows that.

It’s a deep dive on today’s Impolite Company.

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02062019 – Impolite Company: Sex, Lies, and Oprah

We’re not sure if Chris is ranting about Donald Trump and keeps getting distracted by Liam Neeson, or if he’s ranting about Liam Neeson and keeps getting distracted by Donald Trump.  But, we can all agree that it’d have been a different week if Liam had made his confession to Oprah, instead of to the Independent.

Strap one on for today’s Impolite Company! 

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