Impolite Company: Episode One Hundred 7/2/2018

Chris is alone in the studio on the non-occasion of Impolite Company’s 100th episode. He had a particularly good weekend that’s left him thinking of the world, and the connections between us all. Especially the connections between everyday people and the Central Intelligence Agency.

He has a new branding program for them. “CIA! Yay!”

Listen to it. Share it. Grow the brand. The brand is everything.

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety Nine – 6/29/2018 – Andy Hamilton

O’Fallon Out Loud host, Andy Hamilton, joins Chris and they talk about alcohol. Lots of alcohol. And fireworks. And White Castle. And a lot of other stuff. Pop open a slider and listen.

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety Eight – 6/28/2018 – Angela Smith

Angela Smith recounts her recent rescue of a turtle from the clutches of certain death, her knew career as a professional Frisbee-er, and saves the absolute best story about her childhood for the last ten minutes of the show.

Chris talks about the environment impact of tourism in the Galapagos Islands, and Night Court. If any of it’s true, it’s by accident.

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety Seven – 6/27/2018 – Will O’Donnell

Chris laments the damage to society the invention of the home VCR has caused. Then Will O’Donnell joins us for a conversation that mostly revolved around the superiority of QuikTrip over all other gas stations.

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety Six – 6/26/2018 – Sam Lyons

Yeah, Sam was on the show last week. We like him and always have fun when he stops by.

Chris and Sam discuss what phrase the CIA would use to activate their secret assassin skills, Snapchat, creepy kids, schoolyard fights, day jobs, death, life, love, and Sam tries his hand at a cold open.

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety Five – 6/25/2018 – Breakfast at Shoney’s

Saturday morning, Chris woke up with a craving for French toast sticks. So clearly, the only solution was to call up Bare Knuckle Comedy writer, Jamie Krock and Susan Bennet of Ooh St. Lou Studios, pile in the car, and drive three hours to Henderson, Kentucky, the town that houses the Shoney’s nearest St. Louis.

Get a plate of food, sit back, and listen to a fun breakfast table conversation.

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety Four – 6/22/2018

Chris is alone in the studio today. He has opinions about people who are upset about Pride parades. He talks about the time he spread the news about slingers to the east coast. More interviewing tips for you intrepid job hunters.

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety Three – 6/21/2018 – Christine Compas

Christine Compas joins Impolite Company’s host, Chris Cyr this morning. Christine is a comic, a story teller, and after last night, a leading author of fecaphilliac erotica. She discusses her strategy for an upcoming comedy contest, car accidents, crystals, and snack foods. Then she gives away the secrets to interviewing with professional recruiters. Spoiler alert: You can lie to them all you want.

Chris found a dirty diaper and a toaster pastry on top of a gas pump on his way home last night.

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety Two- 6/20/2018 – Christian Lawrence

Isaac Landfert, of An Evening With The Authors, calls in and talks about tonight’s show at The Heavy Anchor.  Christian Lawrence is our guest for the rest of the hour.  He and Chris discuss the perils of home ownership, an abandoned Shop ‘n Save, dogs stealing humans jobs, buying ammo from Home Depot, upselling, the Flaming Lips, and the word “proboscis,” which Chris keeps mispronouncing.

Chris was almost late this morning, because garbage trucks drive really slowly.  So of course he has to complain about it.

Note: There’s was a small technical glitch at the beginning of the phone interview.  All you missed was Chris saying “Hey Isaac! Tell me about your show!”  There, mystery solved.  Also, the technical glitch was Chris’s dog barking at some weird dude walking by the house when the interview was recorded. Okay. Fine. Was that honest enough?

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Impolite Company: Episode Ninety One – 6/18/2018 – Sam Lyons

Sam Lyons is today’s guest on Impolite Company.  Sam co-runs the monthly showcase “Yours, Mine, and Ours” at gezellig in St. Louis.  He and Chris talk about comedy contests, the Gilmore Girls/Boyz ‘n the Hood parallels, teenage drinking, and a bunch of other stuff.  It’s a fun conversation.

See both Chris Cyr and Sam Lyons tonight at The Funny Bone in Maryland Heights, MO. First, listen to them here.

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