Days of Pestilence – Ring Around The Rosies

On today’s Impolite Company, Chris lets you know that he knows he has no idea how to run his own audio. It’s evidenced by the fact that after a few minutes, he kicks the microphone into the complete wrong mode after making sure it was in the right mode. Also, he might have said Prince makes a better God than Jesus. WTF?

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Days of Pestilence -Quarantine Life

After a long hiatus, Chris Cyr returns to the Impolite Company, microphone, recording from the dining room table as he, and the rest of America, have been told to stay indoors and self isolate in order to not bring about an apocalypse.  The sound you hear in the background might be the refrigerator, or it might be the hooves of the fourth horseman running down Route 66.

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Also, a discussion of ninja smoke bombs.

New Year’s Summer Day – 06192019

Chris makes the case for moving New Year’s Day to the summer.  He rants about a lot of stuff. The late night crowd at his show this weekend hated him, which was awesome.  One more call for a revolution.

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Two Incredibly Long Street Jokes – 06122019

Chris is on the road today, so there’s not a regular episode.  He did fire up the ol’ remote studio (a.k.a. The Samsung Galaxy S 8) and give you his two favorite street jokes in observance of Comedy Contest Season!

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Netflix Presents -L’il Wu Tang Clan – 05292019

Chris gives away three million dollar ideas on today’s episode. The best of which is a new children’s series featuring the remaining members of the Wu Tang Clan. He recounts his memorial day weekend, and complains about a car that needs to be retired.

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Your Mom’s Really Into Sepultura – 05082019

Back from his trip to New York, Chris catches up with the audience, discusses NYC, Game of Thrones, Avengers, Illinois’s recreational marijuana effort, and wants to know “Are we recording?”

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No One Is Ever Ready – 04162019

Chris wonders if he’s ready to start the show. He can’t work the coffeemaker in the studio.  He delivers a special pep talk for you about accomplishing your dreams. RIP Notre Dame cathedral.

It’s #NoGodsNoMastersNoChurches on today’s Impolite Company!

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Bird Wars and Empty Nest Syndrome – 04092019

Chris is under siege from a pigeon who’s nesting on his front porch. Will he survive this aggression? Who knows?  Exploding soup cans, weird house selling superstitions, and other topics all get blown off so he can spend more time on the bird.

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04042019 – Impolite Company: Singing in the Reign Of Blood

Chris sings most of today’s episode. We don’t mean that he sings on today’s show, we mean he SINGS THE DAMN SHOW. He assures us there were no drugs involved. Most of the show involves, Joe Biden, and how “Biden: The Musical” is not going to be made. He didn’t mean for that to happen, but it did. We also briefly discussed new superhero trailers, but somehow made it back to Biden.

The hour went by really fast. That’s Impolite Company for you.

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