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02012019 – Impolite Company: Saturday Mornings Were Better in the 80s

It’s been a year! Chris discusses personal and creative growth, and tells a few jokes he wrote in his first year of comedy. The new DCU shows are fun. Also, if you purposefully use the wrong pronoun to address a person, you’re an a-hole. That’s a pretty non-controversial opinion he pretends is a hot take. Don’t be an a-hole.

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01262019 – Impolite Company: The Art of the Deal

The government shut down is over and Chris wonders if this is the type of negotiating we can expect from the POTUS when he protects US interests with North Korea. Also, don’t use duct tape for sex play, addresses the “why are you politicial?” question, and DON’T DUMP OUT COFFEE!!! For Christ’s sake people, it’s coffee.

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01222019 – Impolite Company: Jesus Just Left Chicago

Warning: Today’s episode was recorded in the car, on the highway, Tuesday night. We meant to post it late that night, but time, man…time.

Chris cusses too much and apologizes for it. He discusses current events ranging from bratty white kids in red hats to the government shut down. Also, why you’re the problem with True Detective season 2.

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01152019 – Impolite Company: Cheeseburger in Paradise

A veritable buffet of American exceptionalism was bestowed upon the Clemson Tigers yesterday. Let’s talk about it. Also, it snowed in St. Louis. Need learn furniture?

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01112919 – Wind Down Friday: What Snow?

DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE! Conspiracy theories abound on this episode of Wind-Down Friday. How can there be a winter storm warning when the National Weather Service is operating off a laptop in an Oklahoma City Starbucks? How can China put a potato on the dark side of the moon but not in a PF Chang’s? Why does Analicia’s energy drink taste like lettuce? Why do people believe there’s an Arch downtown? All this plus the weekly comedy rundown and more!

01092018 – Impolite Company: The Plural of Moose is Moose

Chris lists a number of things you could have done last night instead of watching Donald Trump’s speech. It’s a long list. The plural of “moose” is “moose.” Right? The Chrysler Building is for sale.

01082019 – Impolite Company: Till the Wheels Fall Off

Chris spends a lot of time talking about flat tires, which somehow still brings up the subjects of donuts. Do people pick up escorts at the front door? Does the government shutdown mean we can act crazy on mass transit now? And it’s interesting that Trump didn’t try making his little speech during the national championship game last night.

Also, he’s not even allowed to commit murder. So, relax.

01042018 – Wind Down Friday: Happy New Year

Yale and Analicia’s recap of their New Year’s doings gets derailed by a compare-and-contrast deconstruction of the epic works of two deceased lite-rock stars. Yale ran the Joes. Analicia threw axes at the Gatsby mansion of St. Louis. New mics! A Royal Rumble! The comedy roundup! A new-new theme song and more!

01032018 – Impolite Company: Space Birthdays Are Going To Be Sad

Chris discusses the news that the Chinese government launched a lunar rover on the far side of the Earth’s moon. Completely ignoring recent achievements by the U.S. space program, Chris angrily screams into the abyss about why we don’t have an Auntie Anne’s Pretzels at Lagrange 5 to serve colonists on their way to new worlds.

01022019 – Impolite Company: June 21 is the New January 1

It’s a new year, but what does that really mean? How we measure time is a construct created by men who wanted a way to chart their moment by moment progress towards their graves. Also, don’t hijack trains. And why doesn’t the government ever shut down in a way that’s helpful and nice.

We swear it all ties together, maybe. Enjoy today’s Impolite Company!