Days of Pestilence – Ring Around The Rosies

On today’s Impolite Company, Chris lets you know that he knows he has no idea how to run his own audio. It’s evidenced by the fact that after a few minutes, he kicks the microphone into the complete wrong mode after making sure it was in the right mode. Also, he might have said Prince makes a better God than Jesus. WTF?

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Days of Pestilence -Quarantine Life

After a long hiatus, Chris Cyr returns to the Impolite Company, microphone, recording from the dining room table as he, and the rest of America, have been told to stay indoors and self isolate in order to not bring about an apocalypse.  The sound you hear in the background might be the refrigerator, or it might be the hooves of the fourth horseman running down Route 66.

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Also, a discussion of ninja smoke bombs.

07192019 – Impolite Coffee Break: Comedy, Rock and Roll, and Oprah

CHRISTIAN LAWRENCE INVENTED COMEDY AND ROCK AND ROLL AFTER DISCOVERING OPRAH

A booking mishap results in Yale hosting Christian – not Steve – Lawrence. Fortunately Christian has a big show to promote as Bare Knuckle Comedy celebrates its tenth anniversary by……..dying. Christian expounds on his tremendous influence on the entertainment world as we know it today and his ex-partner weighs in by proxy with a set of counterpoints. All this plus the comedy rundown.

07122019 – Impolite Coffee Break: Take Your Listener to Work Day

It’s Take Your Listener to Work Day on Impolite Coffee Break! Yale’s back from his travels with stories about the UK comedy scene, a dispatch from the trenches of the local comedy competitions, and a brand new feature – an audio essay! All this plus the comedy rundown for the low low cost of free!

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06252019 – The Lyons Den: Heavy Anchor June 27 Be There Nerds

7th Heaven is still perplexing. Netflix is still just putting out whatever the hell they want. And Sam is still talkin bout it. Come to Yours, Mine, and Ours Thursday at The Heavy Anchor, 8PM.

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New Year’s Summer Day – 06192019

Chris makes the case for moving New Year’s Day to the summer.  He rants about a lot of stuff. The late night crowd at his show this weekend hated him, which was awesome.  One more call for a revolution.

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Two Incredibly Long Street Jokes – 06122019

Chris is on the road today, so there’s not a regular episode.  He did fire up the ol’ remote studio (a.k.a. The Samsung Galaxy S 8) and give you his two favorite street jokes in observance of Comedy Contest Season!

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Netflix Presents -L’il Wu Tang Clan – 05292019

Chris gives away three million dollar ideas on today’s episode. The best of which is a new children’s series featuring the remaining members of the Wu Tang Clan. He recounts his memorial day weekend, and complains about a car that needs to be retired.

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Your Mom’s Really Into Sepultura – 05082019

Back from his trip to New York, Chris catches up with the audience, discusses NYC, Game of Thrones, Avengers, Illinois’s recreational marijuana effort, and wants to know “Are we recording?”

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