Category: Podcast Episode

0312019 – Impolite Company: Money Laundering and Blood Alley

It’s a new studio. New equipment. Same Chris.

Chris gives a solution for the emerging marijuana dispensary industry, where banks are reluctant to open accounts for the new business. Chris tells you the basics of money laundering. The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from Hellraiser is way dirtier than you thought. Patchouli should go away. And what’s up with Blood Alley?

It’s a brand new Impolite Company!

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03112019 – The Lyons Den: Pray for Alex Trabek

Sam recounts a tale as old as time- a boy’s first experience being whitesplained at a Kids Jeopardy audition. We find out Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose’s son has a strong love for all things T-Swizzle, and we’ve got a new sponsor! Welcome King Edward’s Chicken and Fish to the Impolite Family. Catch Sam on the Impolite Company showcase March 15 at The Crack Fox, and Yours, Mine and Ours returns March 21 at The Heavy Anchor.

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03062019 – The Lyons Den: I’m Sorry DJ Unk

Justin Luke returns to the Den to chat with Sam about Growing up in Nelly’s zip code, the widespread reach of the OJ trial and why people keep asking to have their ashes spread at his mother’s house. Sam continues to complain about irrelevant Gilmore Girls details, and finally apologizes to the commander of the Oomp Camp, DJ Unk. Catch Justin at The Monocle this Saturday featuring for Ben Kronberg, and get $5 off tickets when you buy them here with the code ” luke”. Enjoy the episode!

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02252019 – The Lyons Den: Michael Scott is the Enemy of Hopes and Dreams

Sam takes suggested topics from his Facebook friends to deliver a lot of contested hot takes. Do vampires carry the AIDS virus? Is Amelia Badelia responsible for her actions? Is baseball good? Did Sam spell Amelia Badelia correctly? Challenge him at Helium Comedy Club 2/28 for The Dirty Show and 3/2 for Late Night Dip.

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02222019 – Impolite Coffee Break: Yale Or High Water

Wind-Down Friday emerges from its chrysalis and takes to the skies as IMPOLITE COFFEE BREAK. Yale is back. Analicia is not – yet – but she will be back. We promise. Get caught up on all that’s been on Yale’s mind since last we met, and, of course, the comedy rundown.

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02192019 – Impolite Company: John Wayne and Dick Pics

Chris starts with a description of his morning social media routine and futility of it all, wonders who didn’t know John Wayne was probably a racist, gives you tips for TouchTunes, and mocks how the midwest reacts to the threat of a snowstorm.

Welcome to Impolite Company!

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02182019 – The Lyons Den: Happy President’s Day, Mrs. Doubtfire

Doesn’t President’s Day seem kind of like a ripoff for George Washington? Mrs. Doubtfire had a very obvious way out of her predicament with the birthday dinner. Nickelodeon was tyrants for their “Get Out and Play” campaign. All this and more on The Lyons Den.

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02122019 – Impolite Company: Process Improvement for Cannibals

Yeah, we don’t even know where to begin. A recent gig in rural Illinois has Chris concerned about vampires and cannibals. He has tips for both.

It’s a weird, and weirdly politics free, episode of Impolite Company!

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02112019 – The Lyons Den: Suge Knight and The Mouse Whisperer

Casey Paulsen joins Sam in the studio for a couple beers and a no-nonsense education on OJ Simpson and The Notebook. Casey knows how to make the masses laugh. But does he know other things? Let’s find out!

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