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08292018 – Impolite Company: The Lost Episode

One night in August, Chris went to a party. The party kept going until it night became morning. The show doesn’t stop just because of whiskey.

This is a cautionary tale. If you consume too much of the devil’s party water, you’re going to say some questionable things. Especially concerning the series finale of M*A*S*H.

So anyway, here’s the episode that was “lost” to the general public.

Chris had three more drinks the Saturday following this, and hasn’t since. So you should drink more to make up for the economic hit the whiskey industry has taken since this episode was recorded.

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11012018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 23

Chris is doped up on cold medicine and can’t be held responsible for how tired he sounds, or for anything he says. He’s taken so much cold medicine, that he can’t remember what he talked about as he writes this description two days late. He thinks he said, “I don’t know, man. I don’t have any answers.” a lot.

Yeah. He knows he recorded the outro twice and messed up the outro music. Did you miss the part where he took Nyquil instead of Dayquil? He wasn’t in the studio where Peyton could do things better.

10312018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 22 – Halloween! All Hail The Dark Lord!

It’s Halloween! Draw your pentagrams, like your black candles, put on your robes, and place an Almond Joy in the center of the summoning circle for our Dark Lord to snack on after he appears. Chris has thoughts on this day. Let’s see if he survives this episode of Impolite Company!

10302018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 21

Chris discusses why drunk people shouldn’t talk to the musician on stage. There’s a discussion about weddings, why the government won’t let you have a pokemon, and other topics. It’s a fun ride on today’s Impolite Company.

Go vote on November 6.

10252018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 18

Yesterday, a bunch of suspicious packages were mailed to the offices of various people and institutions referred to as “enemies of the people” and other insults by the President of the United States. That was bad.

Today one of those packages was received by Robert De Niro. Chris lets these terrorists, whoever they are, Al Queda or Al Smith, know that they’ve gone too far.

10242018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 17 –

Chris did not win the big ass lottery drawing last night. He didn’t even buy a ticket. But he has a plan to get rich anyway.

Unrelated fact: Did you know that it’s practically impossible to prosecute 100 people for the same murder?

Other unrelated fact: Do you know that $1.7 billion divided by 100 is still a really big number?

Just kidding…

10232018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 16

Chris talks about horror movies and relates them to the real world. The kind of people who live in Newtown, would definitely build their homes on a cursed cemetery. Possessed children just need to be punched in the face. Send Seal Team 6 after Michael Meyers. There a smorgasbord of information.

10172018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 13

On today’s Impolite Company, Chris discusses his disappointment in finding a seed in a Clementine this morning. He also thinks your kids would learn more from watching The Devil’s Rejects than they’ll learn from Chronicles of Narnia. Did your kid go Eli Roth on a bully? Then this episode is for you.

10162018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 12

Proud To Be An American is a terrible song. It’s even worse when sung by drunk white people at a karaoke bar. Lee Greenwood is a chump.

It’s impolite Company with Chris Cyr.