11282018 – Impolite Company: Broke Wednesday Edition

Chris knows he needs a commercial, but isn’t sure about what format to use.  He makes sure you know how to celebrate the first Wednesday after Thanksgiving,  more commonly known as Broke Wednesday. Chris also worries that he may get food poisoning. 

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

11272018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 35

Chris discusses the unavoidable problem of pie, the lessons of Creed 2, Christmas Trees, and kids.

Get back into the swing of things with today’s Impolite Company.

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

11222018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 33 – Thanksgiving

Hiding in a bathroom for the holiday, Chris records an episode just for the internet. Enjoy!

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

11082018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 29 – The Reckoning

Cold bubbly water poured into your crotch will wake you up quite well. Chris shares this and other secrets.  He also wants to know, what the hell is wrong with you, Missouri?

Impolite Company: Radio, Podcast, and Stand Up

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

11062018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 27 – Go Vote!

Chris has election advice for Missouri voters.  Mostly, that advice is to not let Josh Hawley make it to the U.S. Senate.  Seriously, Josh Hawley looks like he’d fuck cancer victims, in every sense of the word.  Don’t vote for him.

It’s all we talk about today.  Go vote.  Unless you’re going to vote for Josh Hawley.  In that case, wait until tomorrow.

Seriously. Don’t fucking vote for that guy.

Also, demons. We talk about demons, and rituals, and food, maybe? It got a little hazy at one point. Chris mispronounced Gillespie and Peyton cracked up.

Hawley can text in an opposing opinion if he wants. We dare him.

Impolite Company: Radio, Podcast, and Stand Up

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

08292018 – Impolite Company: The Lost Episode

One night in August, Chris went to a party.  The party kept going until it night became morning.  The show doesn’t stop just because of whiskey.

This is a cautionary tale.  If you consume too much of the devil’s party water, you’re going to say some questionable things.  Especially concerning the series finale of M*A*S*H.

So anyway, here’s the episode that was “lost” to the general public.

Chris had three more drinks the Saturday following this, and hasn’t since. So you should drink more to make up for the economic hit the whiskey industry has taken since this episode was recorded.

Impolite Company: Radio, Podcast, and Stand Up

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

11012018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 23

Chris is doped up on cold medicine and can’t be held responsible for how tired he sounds, or for anything he says.  He’s taken so much cold medicine, that he can’t remember what he talked about as he writes this description two days late.  He thinks he said, “I don’t know, man. I don’t have any answers.” a lot.

Yeah.  He knows he recorded the outro twice and messed up the outro music.  Did you miss the part where he took Nyquil instead of Dayquil? He wasn’t in the studio where Peyton could do things better.

Impolite Company: Radio, Podcast, and Stand Up

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

10302018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 21

Chris discusses why drunk people shouldn’t talk to the musician on stage. There’s a discussion about weddings, why the government won’t let you have a pokemon, and other topics.  It’s a fun ride on today’s Impolite Company.

Go vote on November 6.

Impolite Company: Radio, Podcast, and Stand Up

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

10252018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 18

Yesterday, a bunch of suspicious packages were mailed to the offices of various people and institutions referred to as “enemies of the people” and other insults by the President of the United States. That was bad.

Today one of those packages was received by Robert De Niro. Chris lets these terrorists, whoever they are, Al Queda or Al Smith, know that they’ve gone too far.

Impolite Company: Radio, Podcast, and Stand Up

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

10242018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 17 –

Chris did not win the big ass lottery drawing last night. He didn’t even buy a ticket. But he has a plan to get rich anyway.

Unrelated fact: Did you know that it’s practically impossible to prosecute 100 people for the same murder?

Other unrelated fact: Do you know that $1.7 billion divided by 100 is still a really big number?

Just kidding…

Impolite Company: Radio, Podcast, and Stand Up

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time..  Or listen later on  on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.