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10232018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 16

Chris talks about horror movies and relates them to the real world. The kind of people who live in Newtown, would definitely build their homes on a cursed cemetery. Possessed children just need to be punched in the face. Send Seal Team 6 after Michael Meyers. There a smorgasbord of information.

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10172018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 13

On today’s Impolite Company, Chris discusses his disappointment in finding a seed in a Clementine this morning. He also thinks your kids would learn more from watching The Devil’s Rejects than they’ll learn from Chronicles of Narnia. Did your kid go Eli Roth on a bully? Then this episode is for you.

10162018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 12

Proud To Be An American is a terrible song. It’s even worse when sung by drunk white people at a karaoke bar. Lee Greenwood is a chump.

It’s impolite Company with Chris Cyr.

10092018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 7

Enough about bagels. Chris helps you choose the right donut order and tells you what your donut choices say about you. The jackbooted thugs of the New World Order make an appearance.

Enjoy today’s Impolite Company!

Listen to Impolite Company live on WGNU 920 AM’s website from 6-7 a.m. Monday through Thursday, and Wind Down Friday: Presented by Impolite Company every Friday at the same time.. Or listen later on on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and other services! Add us to your daily flash briefing by adding Impolite Company as a skill for Amazon Alexa.

10022018 – Impolite Company: Season 2 Episode 2

It’s October! Chris is going to talk about horror movies. Today, he talks more about the time he was convinced he was the anti-Christ after his dad let him watch The Omen. Brett Kavanaugh is a (our legal department demands we add the word “probably” here) a rapist. Chris emceed an Oktoberfest even and recaps his weekend at The Funny Bone in St. Louis.

He also outlines the perfect dozen bagels to order for your office food day!

He’s not dead.

Impolite Company: Episode One Hundred Thirty One – 9/27/2018

Hey, Pepsi truck! Drive faster! Also, you should know how to cook eggs. Chris gives more bad career advice.

Impolite Company: Episode One Hundred Twenty Eight – 9/18/2018

Chris gives you instructions on how to definitely not make your own InstaPot and discusses how good electricians can ruin a serial killer’s plans. He also thinks your band should never ever cover “All Along The Watchtower.” Your “Mom Culture” sucks; do better.

Let’s do this. It’s Tuesday!

Bonus: Was the co-opting of the “OK” hand gesture really the point where you finally decided to take a stand against the white power crowd?

Impolite Company: Episode One Hundred Twenty Seven – 9/13/2018

Stop ordering Birthday Cake shots in crowded bars. Also dress better. Pornhub vs. YouPorn. Vietnam couldn’t have happened if The Rolling Stones hadn’t existed. Sopranos and The Wire need a crossover event. It’s topic gumbo.

Impolite Company: Episode One Hundred Twenty Six – 9/12/2018

We forgot to talk about butts. Sorry.

Chris wonders why he’s more car-bound in St. Louis than he is elsewhere. Wisdom given includes:

Don’t be the most interesting person to interview during a disaster.
Nostalgia is the perfect antidote to mortality.
Global warming is only debatable because so many people are the type of idiot who think global warming is debatable.
Squirrels are more important than turtles.
And more…

Impolite Company: Episode One Hundred Twenty Five – 9/11/2018

Happy 9/11, America! It’s the day when every armchair politician will trot out the bodies of 3,000 dead Americans in order to make political hay.

Chris thinks it’s time to do the opposite of #NeverForget.

Also, the cancellation of LouFest looks like it might have been one of the best things to happen to the St. Louis artistic community, based on the crowds we saw at all of the individual events. Good job, St. Louis!

We’ll talk about butts tomorrow.